Three weasels and one festival
Hey Guys! There is some kind of a Festival this weekend. We don’t know anything about that. Honest, we thought oconomowocarts.com was some kind of an awesome go-cart league. We’re sure the Festival is important to Oconomowoc Art Lovers, but for at least one member of the Ocono.com staff, it’s simply a reason to stay as far away from Fowler Park as he can for the weekend.
However, the big news of the week is this clipping from Oconomowoc Enterprise. Not one, not two, but three weasels were removed from some guy’s car engine?!? That’s crazy man. Those weasels have no respect.
Also, you’ve got to love the paraphrase in the second ‘graph of the news story: “Santos said he has never seen anything like it in his 11 years at the dealership.” Talk about understatement. Tell us that if three hell-spawn weasels came screaming out of the crankshaft you just opened you wouldn’t swear a blue streak.
Or maybe we just think that the word Weasel is funny. Weasel. Weasel. Weasel.
Regardless, enjoy the Festival, Friends. We’re getting out of town before we get trapped on the roundabout.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:34 am
If there was only 2 weasels, the story would not have made it I bet.