The Skiing (and Cheating) Dentist
Oconomowoc is home to the dental practice of Dr. James Michaels, and while we can’t comment on his dental skills, others can comment on his water skiing abilities, or at least his abilities to ‘hack the lake’ to his advantage:
Michaels is accused of cheating in a water skiing competition, where slalom skiers are judged by how many buoys they can ski around with the shortest rope at a fixed boat speed. Witnesses say – and Web-posted pictures purport to prove – that when Michaels skied early in the tourney, the buoys were set closer together by an underwater cable system, then widened for others.
Hmmm, “buoygate” indeed…
What I really want (besides an apology) is detailed plans of his automated underwater buoy moving system. What’s up doc?
