Boring Parade? Not at All!
I heard some complaints that the Oconomowoc Independence Day Parade was a bit boring. Obviously you missed the part where Angelique Carter got run over by a float:
The float was stopped and the tire was behind my leg. I reached for the pencils and felt the float move. I thought it was going to run over my foot, but it went right over my leg and forced me to the ground.
No bones were broken, and we hope Angelique Carter is feeling better after the accident. Remember kids, watch out for those floats!
